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March 26, 2007

Sibelius 3 = Pain

Filed under: Toys — adamdbradley @ 9:40 pm

It’s been more than a year since the last time I used my copy of Sibelius 3, and now I remember why.

If the world worked the way I wanted it to, I would do all of my composing/arranging in SONAR 6, then Sibelius would directly import the SONAR .wrk file and let me tell it how each channel (part) should be laid out (percussion staff, bass/treble clef with the divide at a particular point, how lenient to be before creating multi-part notation on a single staff, what to call each instrument, quick transpose of an entire part by an octave or two since bass guitar parts are usually played an octave below where they’re notated, etc).  Instead, I have to export from SONAR to a standard MIDI file, import the MIDI file into Sibelius, then gawk in horror at the trainwreck my masterpiece has become, wondering why the heck a piano part spanning 5 octaves got shoved onto (and around, for several inches on either side) a 5-line percussion staff, why my rhodes part contains some notes with “x” heads, why Sibelius is helpfully flagging ever note below C as “too low” for the bass guitar, and why the vocal and drum tracks are coupled together as a grand staff.

Sibelius’ output looks great, and when I have written from scratch in Sibelius (usually transcribing stuff I had written or learned elsewhere), it’s a pretty good program.  But God help me every time I have to import something composed elsewhere into it.

March 25, 2007

The Ultimate Guitar Strap

Filed under: Toys — adamdbradley @ 3:13 pm

Back in the mid-90s, a friend of mine got an amazing guitar strap.

I don’t say “amazing” lightly.  It was beautiful soft leather, about 3 inches wide, and cut with about a 15-degree at the shoulder such that it actually sat squarely on your shoulder, distributing weight evenly across its width both on your shoulder and across your back.  At the head of the strap, the fastener was attached to a short leather dongle which was joined to the strap by a swiveling joint, completely removing torque from the strap.  (I don’t remember if there was one at the other end of the strap as well).

My bass felt a lot heavier than normal this morning, and I found myself wishing I had one of those straps.  So I came home and started googling, and can’t for the life of me find it.  I remember my friend saying the company was having a rough go of it (this was ca 1996), but am surprised I can’t find any references to the name or the design.

If anyone out there remembers who made that perfect guitar strap (or knows someone who can custom-make one for me), please let me know.

March 22, 2007

On a Lighter Note

Filed under: Everything Else — adamdbradley @ 7:49 pm

As I begin to take my first baby steps down the road to guitar demigod status, it occurs to me that the popular music of 2007 leaves me completely without any usable role models. Verily the rockopalypse is nigh upon us, but The Onion (America’s Finest News Source) brings tidings of redemption - Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll.

March 20, 2007

Jesus is the Hero

Filed under: Everything — adamdbradley @ 10:10 pm

Those of you who know me know that I have a deep and abiding respect for Mark Driscoll and his work and ministry.  Those of you who cruise the blogosphere may also know that he recently posted about his health problems, which read like classic precursors to type-A personality burnout.  A lot of bloggers then jumped on this, his first substantial blog post in months, to either rail on “pastor-as-CEO” church polity or to condemn “cult of personality” ministries or to espouse the sublime perfection of monastic and reflective disciplines for all church leaders or some other such one-note drumbeat.

I want to do something completely different and step back and applaud the hero of Mark’s story (and every other story, by the way), Jesus Christ.  It has been my observation that, compared with most “christians” in the public eye (blogosphere and yours truly included), Mark rarely misses an opportunity to point out that Jesus is the hero and that Mark is not, that Jesus is the savior and Mark is not, that Jesus is the healer and Mark is not, that Jesus has wisdom and Mark does not, that Jesus loves people in a way Mark cannot, that Jesus is perfect and Mark is not.

How desperately the church needs bold men called of God to boast in their own weakness, that Christ alone might be glorified.  How desperately every one of us who pretends to leadership and influence among God’s people needs to be constantly reminded that we are not the hero, and that only vanity, pride, and sin lead us to think we can be.

So Mark - thank you for your maniacal, single-minded devotion, even amid weakness, pain, and difficulty, to letting the world know that Jesus is your hero and should be ours too.

March 10, 2007

Daylight Wasting Time

Filed under: Everything — adamdbradley @ 9:18 pm

DST kicks in tomorrow.  I know the company I work for has burned countless hours trying to get all of our thousands of computers updated with the new DST rules, and we’re certainly not the only ones.  But that’s not the reason I hate “Daylight Saving”.

I hate it because it means I have to get up an hour early for eight months out of the year to satisfy some fictitious time change in the name of an “energy policy”.  Maybe there are still lots of factories out there in middle America somewhere that run on natural daylight instead of turning on the lights most of the time, but in my office, we have the lights (and computers, and copy machines…) the whole time we’re there, no matter how far off the government tells us to set our clocks.

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